A break from my incessant whining.
It's the day that my love was born.
Happy Birthday, precious man.
Love,
Me, Cat, n the Jinx.
11.30.2007
11.29.2007
Anything related to school right now makes me angry.
Then I yell.
Mostly at inanimate objects.
Why do we spend so much time doing stupid pointless shit and so little time actually learning how to be a nurse?*
*I understand that being a nurse involves its own set of stupid pointless shit, but mebbe we could at least do stupid pointless shit that would prepare us to do the stupid pointless shit we're going to be doing 6 months from now instead of completely unrelated stupid pointless shit.
Then I yell.
Mostly at inanimate objects.
Why do we spend so much time doing stupid pointless shit and so little time actually learning how to be a nurse?*
*I understand that being a nurse involves its own set of stupid pointless shit, but mebbe we could at least do stupid pointless shit that would prepare us to do the stupid pointless shit we're going to be doing 6 months from now instead of completely unrelated stupid pointless shit.
11.27.2007
Oh! Sweet Feces!
Tell me, do normal people find things like fetor hepaticus and enemas that smell like cake frosting amusing?
11.25.2007
11.19.2007
School is such ass lately.
Burn out.
Reminded today that am poisoning my body with all the various crap I put into it.
(refined sugars and grains + processed shit = bleh bleh)
Convinced myself not to get some healthfood store nutso super cleanse and have the shits for a coupla weeks.
If am a raging bitch more than usual is 'cause am off the sugar.
Except apple pie on Thanksgiving.
We're havin' eight pounds o' bird at my house.
Come over if ya wanna.
Burn out.
Reminded today that am poisoning my body with all the various crap I put into it.
(refined sugars and grains + processed shit = bleh bleh)
Convinced myself not to get some healthfood store nutso super cleanse and have the shits for a coupla weeks.
If am a raging bitch more than usual is 'cause am off the sugar.
Except apple pie on Thanksgiving.
We're havin' eight pounds o' bird at my house.
Come over if ya wanna.
11.17.2007
The more I exercise the more I look like an M&M with skinny legs and a big round body.
Or maybe just like I am pregnant...only I'm not.
Gross.
I made a 100 slide PowerPoint pharmacology review. Because I am neurotic. And our pharm class is such total ass, but we still have to pass a comprehensive standardized test on Tuesday.
People are coming to my house to review at 4.
It's getting cold and feel like things are going all to shit.
Sorry if you are coming over later 'cause I am in a heinous mood.
Enjoy!
Or maybe just like I am pregnant...only I'm not.
Gross.
I made a 100 slide PowerPoint pharmacology review. Because I am neurotic. And our pharm class is such total ass, but we still have to pass a comprehensive standardized test on Tuesday.
People are coming to my house to review at 4.
It's getting cold and feel like things are going all to shit.
Sorry if you are coming over later 'cause I am in a heinous mood.
Enjoy!
11.12.2007
Also
The Jinx is a vicious patio hunter.
Hiding in the lemongrass pot, waiting for a bird.
Sorry 'bout the feathers all over your house...
Hiding in the lemongrass pot, waiting for a bird.
Sorry 'bout the feathers all over your house...
This weekend ST Princess made me some lasagna dinner. And I baked cinnamony bread with a layer of apples in the center.
Oooh girl. It's yum.
We drank wine and it was nice.
Yesterday was Sigma Theta Tau induction and it nearly put me into a boredom induced coma.
Whataya think 'bout a fuchsia and orchid prison-style tattoo?
I've got sharpies and a needle.
In the name of scholarship and academic excellence: Just rocked a C on my exam.
Awesome.*
Since my phone crapped out have been rocking what has affectionately become known as 1994 phone. Complete with a banner across the screen that reads:
"Old School Baby."
This morning the alarm woke me (at 5 !!!) with it's own rendition of Peer Gynt and an animation of a little man banging his head into an alarm clock.
Fitting.
Did a 20 minute Yoga video, took a shower, finished homework, ate some breakfast.
Apparently should have studied for this test.
Next up: Nursing research critique PowerPoint presentation.
Barftastic.
Maybe it'll be warm outside and snail socks and spandex can rock a bike this afternoon.
When is it time for Winter Break?
*Remember: C=RN=ATX
Oooh girl. It's yum.
We drank wine and it was nice.
Yesterday was Sigma Theta Tau induction and it nearly put me into a boredom induced coma.
Whataya think 'bout a fuchsia and orchid prison-style tattoo?
I've got sharpies and a needle.
In the name of scholarship and academic excellence: Just rocked a C on my exam.
Awesome.*
Since my phone crapped out have been rocking what has affectionately become known as 1994 phone. Complete with a banner across the screen that reads:
"Old School Baby."
This morning the alarm woke me (at 5 !!!) with it's own rendition of Peer Gynt and an animation of a little man banging his head into an alarm clock.
Fitting.
Did a 20 minute Yoga video, took a shower, finished homework, ate some breakfast.
Apparently should have studied for this test.
Next up: Nursing research critique PowerPoint presentation.
Barftastic.
Maybe it'll be warm outside and snail socks and spandex can rock a bike this afternoon.
When is it time for Winter Break?
*Remember: C=RN=ATX
11.09.2007
11.06.2007
My cellphone died and the entire situation is making me cranky.
Haven't ever been all that attached to having a phone. Very freeing to be out of touch when you want to be.
Unless you are romantically involved with someone super sweet and far away.
Then when your phone goes haywire you take a deep breath and try not to cry.
At least that is what you do if you are slightly emotionally unstable.
Not that I know anything about that.
Anyway.
If I was bitchy and you didn't deserve it, sorry.
If I was bitchy and you did deserve it?
Eat it.
Haven't ever been all that attached to having a phone. Very freeing to be out of touch when you want to be.
Unless you are romantically involved with someone super sweet and far away.
Then when your phone goes haywire you take a deep breath and try not to cry.
At least that is what you do if you are slightly emotionally unstable.
Not that I know anything about that.
Anyway.
If I was bitchy and you didn't deserve it, sorry.
If I was bitchy and you did deserve it?
Eat it.
11.05.2007
The massive hemorrhage following my three month amenorrhea is slowing to a trickle.
Just now in the bathroom I checked to make sure that the little piece of technology that allows me to have the sex without making the baby (Sorry, Your Holiness, but I'm more interested in the sacred act of getting off than in the sacred act of procreation...) is still snugly in it's nest.
Like a little copper anchor keeping the embryos at bay.
Good stuff.
Just now in the bathroom I checked to make sure that the little piece of technology that allows me to have the sex without making the baby (Sorry, Your Holiness, but I'm more interested in the sacred act of getting off than in the sacred act of procreation...) is still snugly in it's nest.
Like a little copper anchor keeping the embryos at bay.
Good stuff.
Monday
Tryin' to stay awake during class. Statistics review.
Woo!
Thinkin' 'bout the fact that my boyfriend has nicer legs than I. Considering the specific angle from which came to this conclusion, one which may or may not have resulted in rinsing the conditioner from my hair with cold water, not really that upset about it.
General sense of malaise around the house, me n Cat, since Love left and took The Jinx.
Here she is, checkin' out her new digs in the ATX.
FYI: You gotta be real cute to join our little family. That way you fit in. Lucky for her she is or she'd still be kickin' in the park.
6 Mondays until winter break. Keep paddling.
Woo!
Thinkin' 'bout the fact that my boyfriend has nicer legs than I. Considering the specific angle from which came to this conclusion, one which may or may not have resulted in rinsing the conditioner from my hair with cold water, not really that upset about it.
General sense of malaise around the house, me n Cat, since Love left and took The Jinx.
Here she is, checkin' out her new digs in the ATX.
FYI: You gotta be real cute to join our little family. That way you fit in. Lucky for her she is or she'd still be kickin' in the park.
6 Mondays until winter break. Keep paddling.
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