3.08.2006

Nice Girls

Periodically it seems something must be wrong and a little bit of panic starts to brew in your gut. Surely you are broken in some place, damaged goods. Normal girls, nice girls, don't react that way. Nice young ladies politely finish dates even if they are bored senseless. Want to be called honey and dear and taken care of. But not you. Bitch. Never sex until at least the 4th. And then they would most definitely spend the night. Call the day after, or better yet wait to be called. Legs primly crossed at the ankle. Not you either. Slut. Whatever you want to do is fine. Shy giggle. Feigned lack of an opinion. Couldn't you at least give it a try? Cunt. Your sexuality is taken and exploited. Makes for a good 30 second spot. Returned to you warped and demonized. Take what you can get. Shut up and play nice. Whore. The words sting less and less. Losing their power as you identify the traits they describe. Assertive. Confident. Powerful. Alive. The panic subsides. You say nice girls don't like being handcuffed to the bed, eh? Well I say those may just be the nicest girls of all.