Dear dude at Starbucks,
You should wear just a little cologne so that chicks will want to get closer to you to get a better whiff.
That is considerably less that the amount that makes it so that when I walk by on the sidewalk it overpowers me as you sit twenty feet away on your match.com awkward first date.
Just sayin'.
Sincerely yours,
Random girl walking on the sidewalk
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