My cellphone died and the entire situation is making me cranky.

Haven't ever been all that attached to having a phone. Very freeing to be out of touch when you want to be.

Unless you are romantically involved with someone super sweet and far away.

Then when your phone goes haywire you take a deep breath and try not to cry.

At least that is what you do if you are slightly emotionally unstable.

Not that I know anything about that.

Anyway.

If I was bitchy and you didn't deserve it, sorry.

If I was bitchy and you did deserve it?

Eat it.