The massive hemorrhage following my three month amenorrhea is slowing to a trickle.
Just now in the bathroom I checked to make sure that the little piece of technology that allows me to have the sex without making the baby (Sorry, Your Holiness, but I'm more interested in the sacred act of getting off than in the sacred act of procreation...) is still snugly in it's nest.
Like a little copper anchor keeping the embryos at bay.
Good stuff.
3 comments:
Can't stand those unruly embryos.
Whoah. My own unruly embryo just flipped off your IUD. Wha?
That just means it wants a bite-size butterfinger.
Hope you're doin' good.
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