To Whom It May Concern:

I am now 'officially enrolled.'

Financial aid can eat a dick.

Today school made me cry for the first time this semester.

A shot of gin, several tissues, and an espresso laced with cocoa powder are like a poor man's SSRI.

I'll be doing homework and studying for midterms all weekend if you need me.

Bring gin, tissues, and a concentrated caffeine source.