"Hey, Trisha, thanks a lot for coming in an extra 10 hours this weekend so that someone was around to keep our shithole hotel running. We know you could have, like, spent that time sleeping, eating, or masturbating, or something, so we really appreciate it."
Am gonna pretend my prick of a boss said this rather than deciding to chew my ass for piddly shit as I walked in the door for a 12 hour shift. Will make the world happier.
That and the shot of vodka in my breakfast smoothie.
4 comments:
hi. i like you.
Hey baby mama. I like you back. Lots. Wanna kiss on the lips?
which lips?
Ah geez...do I really have to pick? No fair.
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