6.01.2006

Things I Learned From TV

Watching music videos while setting up stale, nasty, breakfast this morning at work. Learned the following:

1. Nick Lachey is annoying and kinda pathetic. He becomes much less so with the aid of the mute button.

2. If more people could move their hips like Shakira the world would be a much happier place.

3. It is entirely possible to pay an entire team of people to dress and make you up and still look a mess. If you are Mary J. Blige this is ok cause you are still kick ass.

4. If you are a Pussy Cat Doll it is necessary only to loosen your buttons to get naked. The rest of us are still stuck having to unfasten them completely.

5. The new ad slogan for double stuff oreos is Ready. Set. Lick. I second that motion.

Who says TV isn't educational.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good things to learn but what did ya learn from your mama??

Trisha said...

Spank consenting adults, not helpless children.