In my most recent move of sheer brilliance I managed to put my checking account into the negative buying $6 worth of groceries.
Maybe my check next week will cover the overdraft charges. Hopefully then I can pay my utility bill with the next one.
If not there's always sex work. (Do you think there is a call girl center where I could use downtime for homework?) Or plasma donation. (I just read you can now do twice a week. Is that healthy?)
In completely unrelated, but equally disconcerting news:
I like Chris Brown.
AND
Even though I think cosmetic surgery is horrifying, if I had 6-8 thousand bucks laying around I'd have a tummy tuck faster than you can say 4.3% post surgical complication rate.
4 comments:
If you needed $6 for groceries, you should have said something silly... hell, if you needed anything you should have said something.
And tell you what - if you go plasma donating I'll come with you and you can have the 25 bucks they give me for it. ♥
I'm particularly enjoying photo B of the tummy tuck illustration. I wonder if a person could reserve those and fry 'em up post surgically like pork rinds or something.
Chiccarones. Tast-ey.
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