I like to have Dr. Pepper and ibuprofen for din din.
The day after tomorrow Ima be gettin' my freak on.
This true (honest!) story is for you:
A man had to come to the emergency room because he was pimpin' his stoma out for rock and got the clap up in it.
Happy Halloween!
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Stoma Stories: Last night I was emptying a colostomy bag, which I've become pro at and I was making a huge mess, shit everywhere and then Roommate woke me up.
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