Came straight to work from clinicals and I smell like nasty hospital ass funk.

If you don't know what nasty hospital ass funk smells like I recommend never finding out.

Stanks.

On the way home we usually stop at the kick ass QuickTrip. I try not to eat so much junk but sometimes after being up since 4 am and trying not to make a complete fool of myself all day I just want a goddamn candy bar or a soda.

Today I was wandering aimlessly around the convenience store apparently looking distraught.

One of the women with me asked what was the matter...could I not find what I was looking for?

"I don't know. I keep reading all the nutrition facts and calorie counts and I've just got all this ass working back here already..."

QT worker boy, without missing a beat, "And you act like that's a bad thing."

Booty in my face with the wide load sticka.