1.19.2007

Dear Universe

In regards to my post of a few days ago, regarding somewhat deviant acts of a sexual nature:

Please note that this was a general remark, as well as, a specific invitation to one monogamous lovah. (One that was, for the record, rather well received.)

It was not an invitation for septuagenarians to try to grope, slap, or otherwise come in contact with my ass. No matter how cute it looks in that particular pair of jeans.

Also, in regards to my previous post regarding nursing school and rubber arms:

If it is a choice between bitter sucktastic "I hate nursing students" work-with assignments and pretend patients:

Bring on the mothah fuckin' rubber arm, beotch.

Yours truly,

Me

P.S. You're not funny. Really.

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