After today I have two days left working for Craphole Hotels, Inc. Which basically means will be doing not a blessed thing during my shifts. Today my manager came into the office to find me sending text messages on my cell phone and dicking around online. But it's Friday night. And she's on call. So I smiled sweetly and kept right on. She gave me a death look and left without saying a word. Smart girl. Also today, in class, demonstrated the proper technique for smothering a bothersome patient in their pillow. Some call it protective prone positioning, I call it convenient asphyxiation. Funny how it's always the cranky ones who wind up having tragic freak accidents...