Several things: a) My mom has two new kittens. I tried to get her to name them cunnilingus and fellatio, but she didn't go for it. They are adorable little things anyway. b) I can already pick out the girls in my class who are going to drive me insane. There are three of them. Triumvirate of recent sorority alums. Avoidance is key. c) I stumbled across the realization today that I get a 5 day fall break in October. Sa-weet. d) I should really be doing the dishes, doing my laundry, or studying right now rather than writing pointless blog entries. Guess I'll get to that.