Naked Orange Mango Motion + Absolut Citron = Screwdriver Heaven
Athenos Roasted Red Pepper Hummus + toasted flat bread and baby carrots = Snacking Good Times (The hummus I try and make sucks, without fail, every single time. But this shit is pretty good, and I'm lazy, so what the hell.)
Hippie Lube + Trusty Waterproof Vibrator = You may never need a man again. Unless you happen to find one with a very clever tongue. In which case all bets are off.
That should about do it.
Pack all of the above and show up on my front porch and you may never see the light of day again.
1 comment:
There is nothing better than Naked Juice. I'm looking for the perfect al-key-hol to mix with the Green Machine flavor.
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