My crazy ex-MIL will be in town at anytime now. So I am in hiding a la witness protection. Don't divulge my location or you'll be sorry.

Have been training the new night girl at work. Last night she thought it would be hilarious to go into the housekeeping room and see if I fit in the dryer. So since at 3 am it's pretty easy to convince me to do just about anything, I obliged.

Normal sized people are so easily entertained.

In related people I work with news New Boy seemed terribly flustered at shift change last night.

"I think I got this figured out, but I'm not sure."

"Well, if you fucked a bunch of shit up and it takes me all night to fix it I'm gonna be pissed."

"I know."

"And then I'll have to hurt you. Remember how I'm a bitch?"

"Oh, I remember. I don't think anyone who's met you could forget."

Brings a little tear of joy to the corner of my eye.