How is it July already? Shit. Time going by too quickly. It's Saturday and mine is getting eaten up by laundry. How do two people make so much of it and how do I always get stuck doing it all? Interesting. And since I'm asking questions how come I have to run into the one person currently residing in the state of Kansas who I've slept with when I'm at the store? (The notorious, rebound, Lame Sex Boy, from months back...some of you are familiar.) Our contest to see who can be the shittiest continues with me seeing him see me and very deliberately going in the other direction. So that would make it heartless bitch 4, semi-psychotic LSB 0. Surprise, surprise. Brother's birthday is on Monday. Get excited. Will perhaps convince Sister to trek there tomorrow to deliver birthday offerings. (As they are not of the nature one would entrust to the US Postal Service...) And of course, one can't forget the 4th of July. Which in these parts means everyone must fulfill their patriotic duty to drink too much cheap, nasty beer and annoy the shit out of me with loud ass fireworks. Get even more excited. What are you up to?