I rock. Hard.

Ever been punked out by your own gramma? Try it some time.

"Well, tell Trisha I'm proud of her for being awake."

Wow. I am so awesome that my family members are proud of me just for being awake.

I sometimes think people don't understand that if I am asleep at three in the afternoon it isn't because I am just completely worthless. Ah well.

Yesterday going through crap looking for crap. (Eloquent, eh?) Pitched some photos. Sported the wedding veil. Was cathartic in a twisted way. Had quite a few what the fuck was that all about moments. Was great.

Girlfriend has as her MySpace theme song Buck Cherry, Crazy Bitch. Has this nice litle one liner: "You're crazy, but I like the way you fuck me." Is fitting (and I say that with the utmost love and respect.)

So now I am thinking I need to find my own little theme song. Not for MySpace. ('cause I am not hip enough to get into that it seems. Or maybe just too lazy.) No, just a theme song for my amazingly awesome life.

*Suggestions?

(*Keep in mind if it is in your interest or not to feed my shaky ego. That and how hard I fuckin' rock.)