Someone adjusted the gravity setting in my house making it nearly impossible for me to get up off the couch.

So I took a nap.

I have five days off from school and tomorrow my love will be here.

Yay!

The hook in the bathroom stall is being terribly smug today.

My questionable taste in music is once again confirmed.

I turn the volume up in the car when the new Baby Bash song comes on the radio.

Embarrassing.

Ain't even playin' when she's shakin' that rrrrrumpa

Eating in the school cafeteria will make you wish you were bulimic.